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Post by Yaoiboy on Mar 18, 2008 14:40:11 GMT -6
One day a man got a dog and took it home. His momma told him "Don't feed him from the table, and if you do don't be angry when he starts to take for himself." So the man took the dog home and after months of not feeding the dog from the table he figured "what the heck" and he gave the dog a piece of his sausage. The next day the man sat down to his dinner, steak and eggs, he looked at his dog sitting near him looking at him, the man smiled. "you can't have any of this." he said and he took a bite. Moments later nature called as it does for all men he rose and rushed to the bathroom. when he came out he found his steak gone, the dog had eaten it right from the table, the man lifted his hand...
(AN= authors note) i don't normally put a story without an ending but this time i want the reader to make there own ending.
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Post by Groks on Mar 18, 2008 16:34:14 GMT -6
The man lifted his hand...and the dog thought the man was handing out five thick sausages. So the dog jumps up, eats the man's entire hand. Not just the fingers, the entire hand!
"Well!", thought the man as blood gushed everywhere, "At least he didn't eat my nose!"
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Post by Yaoiboy on Mar 18, 2008 16:36:50 GMT -6
Not really the moral i was going for.. but i did say "your own ending" didn't I.
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Post by Groks on Mar 18, 2008 16:48:26 GMT -6
Oh....were you going for a moral? And you are going to keep us in the dark, aren't you, about what this "moral" is?
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Post by Yaoiboy on Apr 7, 2008 20:15:36 GMT -6
well the moral is that when you give someone something that they've wanted for a long time then you shouldn't be surprised when they start to fight for what they now see as something OK to take. you get it?
Now tell me would it be right for the man to hit the dog?
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Post by Groks on Apr 8, 2008 8:07:44 GMT -6
How can he hit the dog if the dog ate the man's hand? ;D ;D ;D
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